Whoever said being first in line is awesome

So one time I had to go rent a car so I could go to Las Vegas. I had made a reservation ahead of time for an economy-sized car for $29.99 special rate. When I got to the Enterprise location, there were four customers ahead of me all getting the same economy car deal. The dealer told all of us that there were only four economy-sized cars left, and the four customers in front of me were smiling and relieved that they could still get the deal. After the four of them had signed their contracts and were waiting for the cars, it was my turn. The dealer told me that they were out of economy-sized cars, so they would give me a complimentary free upgrade to a luxury car. I ended up driving out of the lot in a brand-new Audi A4 for the same rate while the other customers stared at their Ford Focus rentals.

MLiBTY